When I say I’d like sugarfree syrup, it’s not because I’m being an annoying hippie. Please do not give me regular instead and tell me it’s sugarfree.
The next time I test my sugar and it comes up, inexplicably, over 200, it’s you I will thank, vociferously.
Thank you.
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