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Ah, Young Love

Amanda’s picking apart our trusty MSN advice columns again. This time, MSN is trying to aid those poor, poor middle-aged men seeking 18-year-old sweethearts. Poor, poor boys. — William, 45, has always dated younger women. It was only recently, however, that he detected a pattern in those relationships. “I end up raising them — helping […]

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Yada, Yada

Here’s the final word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies: 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, British or Canadians. 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the

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What’s Goin’ On

Bear with me, as I am resurfacing from the land of the dead… Only to read via mousewords about a woman’s “romantic” memoir about her discovery of self through sodomy: “You open your ass and you open your mind and you open your heart.” WTF? Oh. She’s from New York. I mean, what kind of

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French Speak, and All That

I’m finishing up Angela Carter’s Heroes & Villains (which I enjoy because it’s – because it’s Angela Carter), and there’s this quote at the beginning: “Ou fuir, dans un pays inconnu, desert, ou habite par des betes feroces, et par des sauvages aussi barbares qu’elles?” Now, my grandmother is from France (she was a war

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Outta Here

I’m taking tomorrow off work to do some less distraction-filled fiction writing. Just got back from lunch, where I was told that my credit card had expired ::insert a moment of mind-numbing terror here:: Gave over my bank card. Unfortunately, my bank card only had $10 on it, and lunch came to $11.53. To my

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Today’s Mixed Bag

Wheee! The Ladies’ Auxillary is going to Iraq! To teach Iraqi women how to be “real women” instead of Evil Feminists! Go Lynn Cheney! And, for something completely different: Be sure to check out Team America sneak peaks coming in on the 9th, with an opening day of the 15th. If you haven’t heard about

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