I was looking at an ad for a play showing in Dayton tonight and saw this warning message attached to the ad in the local City Guide: “WARNING: Contains strong lanauage and male nudity – not recommended for audiences under 17.” I don’t think I’ve ever seen a rating system that specificed the sex that […]
I held out the hope of hitting MA class tonight right up until about 4pm, when I discovered that I was still hobbling around the office like an old woman. Stephanie saw me painfully shuffling around the kitchen this morning and said, “Boy, I bet you’re sore.” “I hurt like hell.” “Didn’t you take any
So, I got my first paycheck for a full week of work yesterday, and did the math. With what I’m making a week, after taxes, I’m making a grand total of: 20K a year. I’m now working 40 hours a week to make $85 a week more than I was getting when I was on
Had my first day of MA class at the new school yesterday. Biked half an hour out there, had class for an hour and a half, and biked a half hour back. Tomorrow, I get to do it all over again! We opened with kicking drills and then did an hour – an *hour* –
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Yo, people. Just… you. I work all day and this is what I come back to??? Can’t we just all turn into pirates someday? Or supah ninajahs?
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Mmmmm SOPs. There’s NOTHING MORE FUN THAN EDITING and FORMATTING SOPs (Standard Operating Procedures) ALL DAY. How To Install Windows XP/Outlook/Office, whatthefuckever: Now hit Next. Next, you’ll click NEXT. We’ll select “Next.” Choose Next. Now press “NEXT.” I usually hit NEXT. NEXT. NOW HIT NEXT!!!!!! Delicious! (and yes, every single one of the SOPs came
Starting tomorrow, this will be my new MA school. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!
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Well, the collective effort of three moderately active people finally made the old elliptical I carted in from Chicago go kaput. Me and the roomies spent the entirety of Sunday afternoon looking for a similiarly compact and reasonably priced machine, to no avail. We’ll eventually get a new one, but not this week. This means
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