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Finding Your Motivation

What drives you? Not just to get up in the morning (I must work to pay for my roof, my food, to survive), but what drives you to do more than just survive? To push into the unknown, to take a risk? I used to fear relationships and commitment in the same way people fear

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More Reasons to Hate Math

Because when you follow the rules, it actually works. Sat down with what I had in the bank, what I’m getting paid Friday, and wrote out the next round of bills. I had exactly $210 leftover for groceries for the next two weeks. About $30 more than is in the budget for said groceries. Until

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One of Those Days…

…when you feel like you’re absolutely worth nothing, and what little worth you have must be measured in the width of your ass. You know what the tragedy is? I like the way I look. I really do. I think I’m strong and attractive and have moments of incredible sexiness. I think I’m smart and

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In the Name of the King

OMG THAT WAS THE WORST MOVIE EVER IT WAS EVEN WORSE THAN THE SCORPION KING AND HALF THE PEOPLE IN THE AUDIENCE HAD NO IDEA WHY ME AND STEPH AND THE OLD MAN WERE LAUGHING AND LAUGHING AND LAUGHING OMG THAT WAS FUCKING HORRIBLE FULL STOP OMG HAHA HAAHHA A AHAHAHA IM SO GLAD WE

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Ways to Spend a Birthday

Woke up this morning and went into the kitchen to kick off the Saturday morning pancakes. To my surprise, I found my birthday present from the roomies on the kitchen table: $30 Chipotle gift certificate!!!!! OH MY CHIPOTLE MONEY!!!! OH YES. Now I’m heading out to the wilds of Middletown to go shooting with the

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