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No Christmas for You

I can get tickets home for the holidays for just under $700, or just under $800 if I want to avoid Chicago and Denver and get out at a reasonable hour. I used to think getting home from Chicago for just under $600 was a raw deal. Ah, the joys of living in Ohio. I’ll

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Fear & Longing

I started plugging in dates to price tickets for going home for the holidays, and I realized that one of the reasons (besides the price) that I’ve been putting it off is because I’m really going to miss my boyfriend when I’m gone (insert vomiting noise here, yeah). It’s stupid, lame, and, I suppose, a

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PUMPKINS!!!

Fresh, nubile pumpkins await their transformation. Stephanie holds their fate in her hands…. I have all the right tools for the job. Just call me the eviserator. Mmmmmm. Tasty eviseration. Around here, we don’t need costumes to be scary. Gutting nubile corpses is tough work, even for brutal women…. Mmmmmm… tasty pumpkin guts. I take

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Insured vs. Uninsured

Money I’ve saved in the last three months while being insured: Hospital costs saved: $896.94 (two more claims for over $800 are still pending) Meds costs saved: $611.51 That’s $1508.45 saved on medical costs in three months. Just three months. I wasn’t joking when I said these costs-to-keep-breathing – pre-employement – were literally killing me.

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