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heh heh. I am easily amused. (thanks, Jenn!)

And yet, I have so few vices left…

It’s Red vs. Blue, only all apocalyptic and shit.

For your reading pleasure. It’s good for you.

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?Oh, yea, right. I got out of my first speeding ticket because the cop used to work for my parents. Small towns! 2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters?No. 3. When’s the last time you’ve been sledding?What a poorly constructed sentence. 4. Would you rather

I’m reminded of why I’ve kept this job for so long. Cause for several months during the summer, I get paid to write and play computer games for 8 hours every day. Man.

So, my buddies Ian and Stephanie were in town for the long weekend. They’re living in Dayton where he’s working toward a PhD in material science (we keep trying to call him a physicist, but it’s “Material Science” apparently) and she’s working as a medical receptionist to support the household before heading back to grad

1) Kameron is only six percent water.2) Kameron is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.3) Michelangelo finished his great statue of Kameron in 1504, after eighteen months work!4) In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Kameron!5) Kameron is born white; her pink feathers are caused by pigments in her typical diet

.. was why the hell aren’t we talking about vaccinating girls and boys against HPV (or, rather, the four kinds of HPV that prevent 70% of all cases of cervical cancer). I mean, women aren’t just magically contracting it all by themselves, any more than we reproduce through parthenogenesis. My buddy Ian wondered if anybody

“When Kathleen LeBesco gave a talk at an academic meeting last fall about how, as an overweight professor, she influenced her students’ ideas about body size, there was only one problem: She wasn’t fat.” Well. Fat’s really a relative term, isn’t it? I mean, among a bunch of models and actresses I’d be considered a