In conversation with somebody here in Dayton, I heard that he’d gone “snowboarding” over the weekend. How odd, I thought. Where the hell does somebody go skiing for a weekend in the middle of Ohio? You have to understand, I’m from the Pacific Northwest. If we want to go skiing, you know, we drive the […]
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I wanna go! Rugby canceled tonight. They’re sending us home from work at noon. There’s seriously not a lot of snow out there. I lived in Chicago for four years, and the city didn’t stop for 4 inches, people. Oh well. Home at noon!
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Oh the deliciousness!
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One of the best titles ever, for sure. And it gets better. “This is our music magazine,” racist Kevin interrupts, laying on the Applebee’s table a publication that would look like any other indie/hipster music magazine, except that the music it’s writing about glorifies Germany’s Third Reich and denigrates blacks and Jews. “We also have
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Cats sing “Independent Woman.” Really, I have no commentary.
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