They were doing July birthdays today, with cake, and the HR Manager went out and got a sugarfree pie.. just for me. I still have to take a shot for it, but it’s less likely to give me a headache. How terribly sweet.
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I work for a minority-owned company, and it just so happens that the majority of our franchisees are also minorities and women (I love the stupid word “minorities” to mean “not white!” because, you know, you put together all of the “not white” people, and suddenly, they’re not so much a minority, but Let’s Not
Just applied for this job (despite the fact that they want me to have a Swiss work permit. heh. Honestly, I love applying for all these UN-related jobs in Geneva. It’s a real kick to my ego, even if nothing ever comes of it). It inspired me to open up my MA dissertation for the
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I just asked our graphic designer to send me a PDF copy of the final versions of the last two brochures I’ve been working on. One is a Services Proposal we prepared to give to another financial services company to pitch a partnership with them and another is a trade show brochure advertising our franchising
Morning: sample speeches about tax history Afternoon: financial services business proposal brochure for kiosk locations Tonight: Nyx chopping off heads It’s not a bad life.
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I was in the breakroom this morning dumping Splenda into my coffee, and one my coworkers said, “Ah, another one who takes a little coffee with their sugar.” “Oh yeah,” I said. “I once went out to coffee with a friend who wanted to try the roast I was using, and when she took a
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SOMEONE HAS STOLEN MY LUNCH OUT OF THE BREAKROOM FRIDGE. THIS REPRESENTS A SIGNIFICANT FINANCIAL LOSS TO ME. NOW I HAVE TO PAY FOR LUNCH, WHICH I CANNOT AFFORD. WHERE IS MY FUCKING COKE AND STRING CHEESE YOU FUCKING NAZIS???????????? ALSO, I WANT MY TUPPERWARE BACK!! HOW MANY MORE HOURS WILL YOU HOLD ONTO THIS
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So, I got my first paycheck for a full week of work yesterday, and did the math. With what I’m making a week, after taxes, I’m making a grand total of: 20K a year. I’m now working 40 hours a week to make $85 a week more than I was getting when I was on