No shit. It’s too bad I’m not more of a talker, but you know, a couple times a month I could see myself calling… myself, to bitch.
And you could all share in the fun!
Just think: long, bitchy rants from me, in my voice! With the proper intonation for “fucktard”!
So great.
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