Woman, be a patriot! Marry yourself off for the cause!
On the one hand, giving people something to live for will stop them from doing crazy shit; or at least slow them down. As someone who does a lot of crazy shit, I can tell you that realizing how much my death would piss some people off, I do occasionally have some second thoughts now, like: well, it’s not just me I’m living for. It impacts a lot of other people (sometimes I wonder if this is another reason why I have trouble with longterm relationships. I mean, if you’re really partnered forever in an interdependent way with somebody and have kids, going bungee jumping might be a little irresponsible).
On the other hand, shipping in women and asking them to screw for the cause is a little weird. But then, it’s not like they were forced over there or forced to get married, and you know: a lot of them probably wanted to get married, and hey, what a dating service!
In any case, it’s a good example of thinking outside the box. Instead of fighting violence with violence, well… there are other options, and they’re a lot more effective than smart bombs.
(thanks, Jenn!)
