A Farewell Letter to Viagra guy:
Good bye, Viagra guy.
Congrats, good luck at your new job! I sure as hell am glad you got hired on somewhere else.
I do not envy your new coworkers.
Oh, hurrah, I shall never have to listen to you again at 8am on a Monday morning trying to make small talk about the consistency of coffee creamer.
Truly, the the universe is merciful.
Goodbye!