Mmmmm SOPs.
There’s NOTHING MORE FUN THAN EDITING and FORMATTING SOPs (Standard Operating Procedures) ALL DAY.
How To Install Windows XP/Outlook/Office, whatthefuckever:
Now hit Next.
Next, you’ll click NEXT.
We’ll select “Next.”
Choose Next.
Now press “NEXT.”
I usually hit NEXT.
NEXT.
NOW HIT NEXT!!!!!!
Delicious!
(and yes, every single one of the SOPs came to me in a different tense and style with wildly different ways of signifying that “Next” was the name of a button and not just a word. This is why they hired me. I did these for eight hours today, and I’m only about halfway done. More are coming)
And you know what?
I still love every minute of it.