1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
Oh, yea, right. I got out of my first speeding ticket because the cop used to work for my parents. Small towns!
2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters?
No.
3. When’s the last time you’ve been sledding?
What a poorly constructed sentence.
4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
Are we talking in the biblical sense, or actual sleeping? Cause, you know, people are sexy, but there are, indeed, people who should stay far, far away from other people. Like, forever.
5. Do you believe in ghosts?
Of course. I saw a ghost in a B&B in Cape Town. I will not stay there again.
6. Do you consider yourself creative?
Not particularly.
7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife?
Doesn’t much matter what I think, does it?
8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
Keira Knightley.
9. Do you stay friends with your ex’s?
No, but I’m hoping to change that.
10. Do you know how to play poker?
That’s like asking if I know how to smoke a cigar and drink whisky. I mean, *Yea.*
11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
Yes. Hullo, Clarion!
12. What’s your favorite commercial?
I’m partial to the Apple Computer 1984 commerical classic.
13. What are you allergic to?
My pancreas, apparently.
14. If you’re driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around do you run red lights?
No.
15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you?
Yes, several, but they’re likely to come out in my fiction.
16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees?
Whatever.
17. Have you ever been Ice Skating?
Yes. Once. Never again.
18. How often do you remember your dreams?
Usually. I have a lot of crazy fucking dreams.
19. When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried?
This weekend, baby: Steph and Ian, you guys rock!
20. Can you name 5 songs by The Beatles?
Yes, but should I?
21. What’s the one thing on your mind now?
I reserve comment.
22. Do you know who Ghetto-ass barbie is?
Do you mean “Who” or “What”? Cause if it’s who, and Barbie’s a real person now, that’s fucking scary. I had My Little Ponies and GI Joes, and they had wars, dude.
23. Do you always wear your seat belt?
Yes.
24. What cell service do you use?
I don’t have a cell phone. Which is really ironic because, of course, I work for a company that builds, designs and upgrades cell phone towers. Word of advice: don’t get a Cingular phone for another 3 years.
25. Do you like Sushi?
Yes. Is Sushi really a capitalized word?
26. Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident?
Yes. Several.
a) I was coming home from the movie theater I worked at one night and stopped at a red light on a deserted street. The light turned green, I moved my foot to the gas and started for the intersection, and a car full of guys ran the other light going about 100 MPH. They missed me by about a foot.
b) Got T-boned in South Africa while trying to cross two lanes of traffic. I wasn’t driving, and was on the non-T-boned side, but if the guy would have been going faster… well.
c) My pancreas exploded, which I’d count as an accident of sorts.
27. What do you wear to bed?
Depends on the season, but I’m quite partial to my oversized Nanook Nick’s shirt and shorts or sweat pants. Terribly unsexy, but very comfortable.
28. Been caught stealing?
Caught? No.
29. What shoe size do you have?
Size 11. Just like Kate Winslett!
30. Do you truly hate anyone?
No, because that would mean I’d have strong feelings for someone I didn’t care about, and I have no interest in giving anybody that honor.
31. Classic Rock or Rap?
Scissors.
32. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be?
I reserve comment.
33. Favorite Song?
Currently? “Fix You” by Coldplay.
34. Have you ever sang in front of the mirror?
All the time.
35. What food do you find disgusting?
Those gnocchi things with the olives
36. Do you sing in the shower?
Only when I’m really, really, really happy.
37. Did you ever play, “I’ll show you mine, if you show me yours”?
Not that I recall. I figured out plumbing pretty early.
38. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back?
Oh yes. Sadly. Though not many of those people are still my friends, so that says something about how close we were…
39. Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew?
Yes. The most memorable being in South Africa when I was waiting at a bus stop with this skinny blond chick and these two drunk guys came up and started saying all these really lewd, violently sexual things to her and telling her what they were going to do to her, and I turned on them both and started a screaming, swearing tirade about how it was disrespectful to harass people while they were waiting for the bus.
The guys moved on.
40. Have you ever been punched in the face?
Yes, but not hard, and she was wearing gloves. So.
