Ok, let’s be honest, it’s the “Who needs love when there’s Southern Comfort” line that did it for me…
Leeds United – Amanda Palmer
we watch you your expert double exes
it’s just like you to paint those whiter fences
it’s so polite it’s so polite it’s offensive it’s offensive
it’s so unright it’s so unright it’s a technical accept it
but who needs love when there’s law & order
and who needs love when there’s southern comfort
and who needs love at all
we stalk you your expert double exes
we oxidize you in your sleep there’s no exit there’s no exit
you’re on a roll you’re on a roll no one gets it no one gets it
your honor no your honor can’t you protect us, protect us
but who needs love when there’s law & order
and who needs love when there’s southern comfort
and who needs love
when the sandwiches are wicked and they know you at the mac store
uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh – i’m so excited
uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh – the blacks and beat kids
uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh – i’m getting frightened
uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh – someday someday leeds united
bugsy malone came to carry you home and they’re taking you all to the doctor
burberry vices all sugary spices it’s nice but it’s not what i’m after
sure, i admire you
sure, you inspire me but you’ve been not getting back so
i’ll wait at the sainbury’s countin’ my change making BANK on the upcoming roster
and we’ll stop you your expert double exes
oh yeah, a big stock holder extra cold with 2 X’s
that never talking thing you do is effective it’s effective
your shoulder’s icy colder-oh than a death wish than a death wish
but who needs love when there’s law & order
and who needs love when there’s dukes of hazard
and who needs love
when the sandwiches are wicked and they know you at the mac store
uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh – i’m so excited
uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh – the blacks and beat kids
uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh – they’re so excited
uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh – when i think about leeds uniting
uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh – i’m getting frightened
uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh – the blacks, the blacks, the blacks, and beat kids
uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh – it’s so exciting
uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh – someday, someday, someday, someday, someday, someday
(brought to my attention by this hilarity; I’m pleased it turned out to be such a catchy little tune)
