I like the part: “Britain is now burning with fear, terror and panic in its northern, southern, eastern, and western quarters.”
Who do they think they’re kidding? “Britain is now burning with the desire for a cup of tea and wondering if they’ll get tommorow off work” would be far more accurate.
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